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But you can’t have a dragon without a bunch of dapper knights trying to capture it. And since Knights love jousting… And if there are knights there have to be damsels in distress – although these damsels don’t look that upset. Oh and there’s royalty too: a dashing duke, a conniving count, and a dowager duchess. And of course, there’s plenty of shiny soldiers (good and bad) and hollering heralds, one of whom plays like this Fancy Fanfare and one who plays more like this Failed Fanfare (‘cos trumpets are tricky!).

Still not enough?

There’s a bunch of wizened wizards up to no good. There are dragon-slayers who haven’t actually ever slain a dragon and there’s bungling bandits who can’t tell dragon gold from a dragon, well, manure.

And talking of manure, where do you store the tonnes of manure that a magical dragon creates? Well, the royal gardeners have a plan. But not a very good one. And we also get to meet Leonardo Da Vinci (Dragon portrait specialist), El Giganto (the largest Knight in the Duchy) and Padre Patata, the apologetic priest.

Phew! But we’re not finished…

There’s romance: a beautiful duet – If Fishes Were Wishes, a beautiful wedding proposal and a wedding – but just who is the bride? There’s excitement: a battle of wills, a battle of swords and a battle of enormous toe-nail trimmers. There’s comedy: bungling spies, bungling guards, Chase Music and a dragon with a rather smelly problem. And last, but in no ways least, there’s cabbages. Lots and lots of cabbages: Cabbage Harvest Festivals. Cabbage Croquet. Cabbage. Cabbage hide-and-seek.

And of course… Cabbage Patch Dragons

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